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Anonymous asked: So Pyka is happening right? Fucking great, what a shocker...


Yeah. And really you know i’m not that surprised, I’m just frustrated, because they choose to add that even though the show would have ended perfectely with Myka not dating anyone, but they went for it anyway, because that’s the casual romance shit every tv show pull out at the end, because they’re a television network and it’s a business, they do it for the money, not for the fans. And they’ll get their damn money for it.

And we knew that. We all knew that. Deep in our Bering and Wells shipper hearts we knew. I came to accept that Bering & Wells would never be canon, because how could they be? How could they be in today’s society? There’s still people complaining about the fluid sexuality thing in Star Trek, there’s still people complaining about Xena and Gabrielle, about The L Word, and don’t get me started on Calzona or any other gay ship.

And the thing is, Bering and Wells is not like the other ships. Joanne and Jaime are on our side. They both clearly stated that they wanted Bering and Wells together and that they were playing their characters in love with each other. It’s there, it’s not like Swan Queen where there like “what? swan queen? HERE HAVE MORE MASCULINE LOVE INTERESTS” or Rizzoli & Isles because that’s a fucking joke. And you know, I think I prefer it that way, because the fandom does everything better, we built everything, and that’s great. Having a fandom as great as we have and our ship not canon is WAY better than having a canon ship but a ship mocked and treated as a joke.

What annoys me the most is that they’re going to add a romance arc into an already reduced season. Eddie said there were 12 episodes stuffed into 6. And YET they add another thing, a thing that is 0% relevant to the show because that’s not what this is about, it’s never been a show about who is going to sleep with who, it’s a family show, it’s a show about friendship, about family, about love, about A FRACKING WAREHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE’S VILLE IN SOUTH DAKOTA FILLED WITH GOD DAMN ARTIFACTS, NOT ABOUT WILL MYKA AND PETE FINALLY BANG AND RUIN 4 SEASONS OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND A BROTHER/SISTER RELATIONSHIP.

So yeah Pyka will happen and that’s a bummer for 90% of the fandom, but we still have our imagination, we still have tumblr, we still have Jo saying “Myka will always love H.G”, we’ll make our own canon, because that’s what we always do and we do it perfectly.

Now I’m not a Pyka hater. I won’t say you’re a idiot for shipping Pyka, because I respect anyone’s ship as long as you don’t come and talk shit about my ships. I just don’t ship them as a couple. They’re just my #1 brotp and they always will be, I love their relationship as a brother/sister one, and that’s it.


and honestly having myka and pete kiss is just going to give us more material to photoshop jaime onto it so i don’t even care anymore i’ll enjoy the season and erase all the pyka moments from my memory 

Filed under four seasons of them saying ewww cooties and crazy lesbian eye sex to be reduced to being each other's love interest ugh this fandom will prevail.wh13

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So I was explaining my gender-fluidity to my grandmother

So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
I have enough idiot granddaughters already
But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
*then later*
My mom:
Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.

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Filed under okay but look at hg on that first gif there's panic in her eyes no myka stop she even shakes her head no don't gice me a reason to stay be against this bring me back home then on the fifth gif she nods and smiles because myka gave her permision to stay and she does cause she's attached to that little girl but it's so painful to say goodbye because how do you say goodbye to the person that knows you best (again) i hate this stupid show wh13 angst and pain so much pain bering and wells gif gif set

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didn’t the goblet of fire cover this

because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch

actually in prisoner of Azkaban, didn’t Gryffindor need a certain amount of points to proceed to the finals, and that’s why Oliver Wood told Harry to wait until they had scored a certain amount of points before he caught the snitch?

Catching the snitch ends the game and is worth the most points, but it doesn’t guarantee a win. Just like tumblr user samuel-vimes said, Krum caught the snitch at the World Cup Finals, but Ireland still won in the end because they still had more points.

Also the way the ranking system works in the international quidditch league, and I assume at Hogwarts, according to JK Rowlings new reveal, is that teams are awarded a certain amount of points based on the amount of points a team wins by and thats how they are ranked against each other. Rowling said that a win by 150 points = 5 points, 100 points = 3 points, 50 points = 1 point, and a winner of a tie is whoever caught the snitch the quickest. So theoretically a team that only catches the snitch but wins by a margin of less than 50 points is awarded no points and might as well of not caught thats why Wood told Harry to wait until they were up a certain number of points in order to increase their overall ranking and win the cup.

And gosh, a good chunk of you people claim to hate sports.

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Filed under geeks and nerds the lot of you but legit commentary gif gif set